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    June 21

    傻驴

    一只高大的傻驴突兀地矗立在一堆打火机、手链、手机套的地摊中间。

    “这个驴怎么卖?”

    “4X。”

    “太贵了,便宜点。”

    “我们在甩货了……这么好的驴……最低给你35,不能再便宜了。”

    “35也叫甩啊。”
    “哎呀,你看这个驴多大啊,这么好的驴我都舍不得卖,就剩这一个了,不然也不会卖这么便宜。”

    “20吧。”

    “太低了,我就这一驴了,能卖就卖你了,给个差不多的价钱……”

    “20吧。”

    “这样,25给你好了!”

    “20我就拿走。”

    驴贩子嘀咕了一会,把驴塞给我了。

    我发对现卖东西的说“拿走”这个词非常有效,我总是在说出这个词后得手,看来都抵抗不了近在眼前的诱惑。

     

     

    我把它塞进袋子里,在城铁上拥挤,突然,很大声的音乐传来,以为是谁手机,没理会。过了N久,意识到是我的驴在叫,很惊慌,但很快稳住了,不能让人发现是从我这里传出的声音,过一会就会停了。20块钱买了一只会出声的驴,不赖。

    半天过去……音乐照旧,我只能满头大汗地把它拎出来,进行全身搜查。可恶的是没有找到一处开关。整个车厢的目光都集中在这傻驴身上,它还在扯着嗓子大唱。也不知道过了多久,我对它的后背做了什么,记不清了,它终于不叫了。

    而且回家后,不管我怎么摆弄,都没有叫过。

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    Sept. 21
    Aug. 10
    Aug. 1
    Na Nawrote:
    哇咔咔咔咔……你写得超搞笑的
    July 1
    丽丽 刘wrote:
    叫了叫了 是握手心叫的
    June 26
    风 快哉wrote:
    哈哈哈哈 !!!幸亏厂家还不够损,,,幸亏不是一个发出放屁声的驴子。。。
    June 25
    宁 王wrote:
    捏手心试试,看唱不
    June 22
    az longwrote:
    原来是这样的经历呢~~~~
    June 22
    迅 周wrote:
    好玩
     
    June 21
    明 陶wrote:
    哈哈, 估计是你的驴没电了
    June 21
    小山豆wrote:
    苦命的驴....就这样从野生变成家养的了........
    June 21
    准是给你折腾坏了,
    可怜的小笨驴~
    June 21
    十三哥,我看傻了
    June 21

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